if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me
not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because its really good for my ego
(via crystallized-teardrops)
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
(via roundsie24)
i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
(Source: cowboybeboop, via tylerglennshighheels)
there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday
(via roundsie24)